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It’s way too long, but I don’t feel like it’s padded at all. What does this mean?

a) Chris Clanton is a megalomaniac.
b) Chris Clanton is a well rounded individual who has done many interesting things.
c) Chris Clanton needs to learn to edit (which, resume aside, is true.  I was always WAY over the page lengths required on college essays).
d) Nothing!  It’s the 21st century!  Everyone has a long resume these days!
e) It doesn’t matter.  You’ll never find a job in America anyway.

Real advice is certainly welcome as well.  Email me if you’d like a copy– especially if you’d like to offer me (and my long resume) a job!

Oh, by the way friends and family, we have decided as of last night to stay in America after the wedding instead of moving back to China.